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I bet Keegan will be jumping like a Jack in a Beanstalk.
Sky Sports News
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Will he score here? Yes!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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As David Batty began his run-up to the penalty he missed – eliminating England from the 1998 World Cup
That’s twice now he has got between himself and the goal.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
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He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall
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I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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He signals to the bench with his groin.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
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It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
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Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
The club has literally exploded.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
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Oldham are leading 1-0, a well-deserved victory at this stage of the game.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
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And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.
Emlyn Hughes
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