Subject: Colemanballs (Page 34)

Once Tony Daley opens his legs you’ve got a problem.

English football player & manager

The best side drew.

Scottish football player & manager

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player

You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.

English football player & sportscaster

Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.

British football commentator

And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

English writer & broadcaster

The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator

What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.

professional football player, coach & executive

It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.

New Zealand announcer

Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Giggs came in from the left hand right.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player

Statistics are damn lies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.

English football player & manager

Ian Pearce… has limped off with what looks like a shoulder injury.

English football player & commentator

Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.

British football commentator

I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.

English football player

Practice makes permanent.

British football commentator

They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.

Irish football player & broadcaster