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Colemanballs
(Page 34)
Once Tony Daley opens his legs you’ve got a problem.
Howard Wilkinson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The best side drew.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
After a hard fought 1-1 draw
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.
Keith Quinn
New Zealand announcer
Colemanballs
Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
Colemanballs
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Giggs came in from the left hand right.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs
Statistics are damn lies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics
When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Ian Pearce… has limped off with what looks like a shoulder injury.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Titus Bramble
I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
Colemanballs
Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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