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Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.
ITV network
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I'm as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogu
English football player
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It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.
Piccadilly Radio
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Time
It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
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As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
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The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
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Even when you’re dead you shouldn’t lie down and let yourself be buried.
Gordon Lee
English football player & manager
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.
Simon Jordan
English football team owner
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Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Goals
Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
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Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Well Kerry, you’re 19 and you’re a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.
Mike Gray
English football player
Age
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And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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