Subject: Colemanballs (Page 4)

The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.

English football player & commentator

Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.

They only count when they go in the goal.

English football player & commentator

Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.

English football player & commentator

But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.

Scottish football player

If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defense, it’s in their defense.

Hearts are now playing with a five man back four.

Scottish soccer player & analyst

He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.

English football player & manager

Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.

There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.

English football player & manager

If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.

Argentine football player

Stevens got to the line, crossed the ball and Linekar wrapped it all up with his head.

British announcer

The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.

England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs.

professional football player, coach & executive

If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

English football player & manager

I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.

English football player & analyst

Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.

British football commentator

He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.

English football player & analyst

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

professional football player, coach & executive