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The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defense, it’s in their defense.
Unknown soccer announcer
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Hearts are now playing with a five man back four.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.
ITV network
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There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
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Stevens got to the line, crossed the ball and Linekar wrapped it all up with his head.
Ralph Dellor
British announcer
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The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
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England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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