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Colemanballs
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The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Statistics are damn lies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics
He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.
Murdo MacLeod
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
Colemanballs
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching without television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
A game is not won until it is lost.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Players only understand substitutions when they become managers.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
Colemanballs
It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Every time they attacked we were memorized by them.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
It was easier to miss than score.
Clive Allen
English football player
Colemanballs
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.
Fred Dinage
English sports announcer
Colemanballs
Ardiles strokes the ball like it was part of his anatomy.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
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It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.