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Subject:
Colemanballs
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… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
Colemanballs
Our fans have been branded with the same brush.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He held his head in his hands as it flashed past the post.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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The man [Alex Ferguson] is United; cut him and he will bleed red.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
Colemanballs
The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
Colemanballs
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
We’ll still be happy to lose, it’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.
Niall O’Mahoney
Irish football manager
Colemanballs
Before a game in Munich
The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.
John Barnes
English football player
Colemanballs
If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.
Terry Hibbitt
English football player
Colemanballs
It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
Colemanballs
He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.
Steve Coppell
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