Subject: Communication » Books

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

(1942 – ) English physicist

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter; some day I intend reading it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way round.

(1935 – ) British author

This book of essays… has all the depth and glitter of a worn dime.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang; it’s so frightfully good I’ve never bothered to read another.

(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.

(1918 – 1985) science fiction author

I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

(1973 – ) American comedian

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible.

(1924 – 2001) British writer

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director
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