Subject: Communication » Books (Page 2)

There is no thief like a bad book.

It is part of prudence to thank an author for his book before reading it, so as to avoid the necessity of lying about it afterwards.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.

(1918 – 1985) science fiction author

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

This book of essays… has all the depth and glitter of a worn dime.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.

(1921 – 2012) American music critic & journalist

To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.

(1889 – 1963) French poet, novelist, playwright, artist & filmmaker

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

(1945 – ) football coach

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

(1973 – ) American comedian

You ever read a book that changed your life? … me neither.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author