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If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.
Wharton's Law
Books
Education
Film
Murphy’s Laws
School
The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.
Hale's Rule
Books
Communication
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Reading/Writing
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I took a speed reading course and read
War and Peace
in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Communication
Reading/Writing
"War and Peace"
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Books
Communication
Time
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All books over five hundred pages that weren’t written by Dickens or a dead Russian are better left on the shelf.
William E. Blundell
journalist & author
Books
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Dickens
I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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