Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 17)

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

(1934 – 1982) English writer, comedian & actor

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.

(1864 – 1910) French author

Authors with a mortgage never get writer’s block.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A classic is a book which people praise, but no one reads.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out; when she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Tabloid: A screamlined newspaper.

Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

(1864 – 1910) French author

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

(1947 – ) novelist, screenwriter

It has been said that writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist

Like a whore – first, I did it for my own pleasure; then I did it for the pleasure of my friends; and now… I do it for money.

(1878 – 1952) Hungarian-born American dramatist & novelist

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

The splendor of an editor's speech and the splendor of his newspaper are inversely related to the distance between the city in which he makes his speech and the city in which he publishes his paper.

In Medieval times most of the people were alliterate.