Subject: Communication » Speech

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

(1844 – 1924) French novelist

The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Actress Claudette Colbert: I knew these lines backwards last night.

Coward: And that’s just the way you’re saying them this morning.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

An argument is two people trying to get in the last word first.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

You want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector

Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

I never give the public hell; I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.

(396 – 314 BC) Greek philosopher & mathematician

You will, Oscar, you will.

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

She doesn’t need a steak knife… she cuts her food with her tongue.

(1925 – 2005) television host

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president