Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 5)

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author

She doesn’t need a steak knife… she cuts her food with her tongue.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I wasn’t allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he’s gone no one has been able to shut me up.

(1885 – 1966) American actress & gossip columnist

My theory [is] that modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and that it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

(1925 – 1990) American actor

Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it – if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

American actor & comedian

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

I believe in talking behind peoples’ backs; that way, they hear it more than once.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

What orators lack in depth they make up for in length.

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

None but the dead have free speech.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good; he’s dead… good!

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

(1980 – ) popular singer

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator