Subject: Communication » Wordplay

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer

I was a young lad living under a poker table with a chip on my shoulder.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host

I sink, therefore I swam.

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you.

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body… then I was born.

American stand up comedian & juggler

You know who really gives kids a bad name? … Posh and Becks.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Barber: The town cutup.

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.

comedian

All really grim gardeners possess a keen sense of humus.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Spilt Milk: Udder waste.

Obesity is really widespread.

Is ‘tired old cliche’ one?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

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