Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 3)

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Anatomy: The belly of a very small insect.

Definitions Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Do they give pilots crash courses in flight school?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Occupations Wordplay Work

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Wordplay

Dave drowned; so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt; well, it’s what he would have wanted.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Marriage Wordplay

Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago and since then he’s never looked back.


Communication Things Wordplay

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter
Books Communication Reading/Writing Wordplay

director I spent four years in college but I didn’t learn a thing; i was really my own fault… I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

(1979 – ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Communication Education Wordplay

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Wordplay

Teetotaler: One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol Definitions Wordplay

Never in the ring of human conflict have so few taken so much from so many.

American boxer
Boxing Sports Wordplay

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Definitions Health Wordplay

What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian
Government Places Wordplay

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay