Subject: Conflict

'Bush and Son: Leading America to War Since 1990.'

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

Fun Stuff: Walk into a gun store, buy three guns and a bunch of ammunition, then ask them if they have any ski masks.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

If it weren’t for marriage, husband and wives would have to fight with strangers.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

I married a German; every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

You can build a throne with bayonets, but it’s difficult to sit on it.

Tracers work BOTH ways.

True friends stab you in the front.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.

(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist

I look at fighting the same way I look at physics; I can’t do it, but I respect its ability to solve problems.


Interviewer: Can you imagine yourself killing another human.

Sedaris: Not a stranger.

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Revolution: An abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman

Dick Cheney says he loves California… out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

I was thinkin' maybe we should just bomb ourselves so we could upgrade our school system.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.