Subject: Conflict

Go to L.A. – they got gangbangers that will stab you, and then go to the corner and wait for the light to turn green.

American stand-up comedian

Murder is a crime – describing murder is not; sex is not a crime – describing sex is.

(1917 – 1999) American sexologist

Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

(1948 – ) English novelist

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago…I shot my broker.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.

(1972 – ) English standup comedian, writer & actor

Peace: Co-existence or no no existence.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

My luck is getting worse and worse.. last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students… there were no survivors.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

The scariest guy in prison is the white guy… because he's guilty.

American comedian

You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

(1899 – 1947) American gangster

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Two mothers-in-law.

(1832 – 1900) Irish statesman

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

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