Subject: Conflict » Crime (Page 3)

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

My luck is getting worse and worse.. last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Wallowing in corruption like a rhinoceros in an African pool.

(1831 – 1902) journalist & newspaper editor

What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director

Prisoner serving 2,000-year sentence could face more time

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

He has committed every crime that does not require courage.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway and he said, “I don’t know, no one has ever made it.”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

In New York every rainbow has an empty pot of gold at the end with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.

American radio and television personality, comedian & speaker

Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to T.V.!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

When there’s a single thief, it's robbery; when there are a thousand thieves, it’s taxation.

Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

I haven't committed a crime; what I did was fail to comply with the law.

(1927 – ) American mayor (New York City)

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

(1921 – 1999) American writer (The Godfather)

Shoplifter Who Soiled Clothes Fails to Wipe Record Clean

On the downside, it's loaded with sexual predators; on the plus side, it's also loaded with sexual prey.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Woman Charged With Stealing Underwear, Cheese

Kleptomaniac: A person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

(1915 – 1994) American actor