Subject: Conflict » Fights (Page 2)

If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into [a store] and punched someone in the face.

English musician, actor, writer & comedian

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

(1967 – ) English actor

My father only hit me once – but he used a Volvo.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Never go to bed mad… stay up and fight.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.

(1943 – ) British prime minister & politician

It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.

(1946 – ) British playwright, screen writer & film director

I'd rather fight than score.

Canadian hockey player

I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.


(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist

If you are going to have a fight with a visiting club, be sure to insult them the day they come to town, and not the last day of the series. It pays off better.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

I look at fighting the same way I look at physics; I can’t do it, but I respect its ability to solve problems.

comedian

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

(John Bloom) (1953 – ) American film critic, writer & actor