Subject: Conflict » Fights (Page 3)

It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I’m not a fighter; I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor