Subject: Conflict (Page 17)

Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

I haven’t heard the president state that we’re at war… that’s why I too am not knowing… do we use the term intervention?… do we use war?… do we use squirmish?… what is it?

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

I really wish ISIS would stop playing violent video games and listening to Marilyn Manson.

European comedian & actor

Do you ever go into a store and you happen to be carrying something that they sell in that store and then start to get all paranoid that they're going to think that you stole it? … That happened to me recently at the gun store.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer

Give him an inch and he'll screw you.

War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.

(1906 – 1975) German-born American political theorist

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist

I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

How is it possible to have a civil war?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

Guns don't kill people; it's those bullets ripping through the body.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author