Subject: Conflict (Page 2)

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

(1967 – ) English actor

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Going to war over religion, is basically just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary friend.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

If hockey fights were fake, I'd be in more of them.

professional hockey player

True friends stab you in the front.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The best armor is to keep out of range.

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.


(1934 – 2012) American army general

In New York every rainbow has an empty pot of gold at the end with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.

American radio and television personality, comedian & speaker

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

(John Bloom) (1953 – ) American film critic, writer & actor

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

(1956 – ) American comedian

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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