Subject: Conflict (Page 2)

I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat… I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

Man Is Fatally Slain

I am at two with nature.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman

My father only hit me once – but he used a Volvo.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

I can’t listen to that much Wagner… I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

(John Bloom) (1953 – ) American film critic, writer & actor

In a fight between you and the world, back the world.

(1883 – 1924) Czech writer

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Convict: The only person who likes to be stopped in the middle of a sentence.

One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport; thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no change in our regulation of guns.

(1977 – ) British political comedian & television host

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong – or absolutely right.

(1863 – 1923) French playwright

Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.

(1828 – 1885) French novelist, publicist & journalist

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder?… 'cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to T.V.!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive

The Hunger Site