Subject: Conflict (Page 3)

One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport; thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no change in our regulation of guns.

(1977 – ) British political comedian & television host

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

If hockey fights were fake, I'd be in more of them.

professional hockey player

Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students… there were no survivors.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

Two mothers-in-law.

(1832 – 1900) Irish statesman

It's negative to think about blowing each other up.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host

At their core, women fear that men will kill them; at their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

(1954 – ) security specialist, advisor & author

Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

(1956 – ) American comedian

If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.

Prisoner serving 2,000-year sentence could face more time

War is God's way of teaching us geography.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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