Subject: Conflict (Page 4)

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

(1921 – 2003) American editorial cartoonist

The Falklands incident was a quarrel between two bald men over a comb.

(1899 – 1986) Argentine writer, essayist, poet & translator

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

I’m not a fighter; I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Convict: The only person who likes to be stopped in the middle of a sentence.

Have you heard about the woman who stabbed her husband thirty-seven times? … I admire her restraint.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I'd rather fight than score.

Canadian hockey player

'Bush and Son: Leading America to War Since 1990.'

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

If it weren’t for marriage, husband and wives would have to fight with strangers.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

Revolution: An abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

He has committed every crime that does not require courage.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night… and reduce the crime rate.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Rugby League is war without the frills.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

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