Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.