Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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