Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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