Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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