Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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