Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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