Subject: Death


(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

The best way to die is to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up.

(1925 – ) American professional football player

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

He'd make a lovely corpse.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Drug Kingpin Amado Fuentes died from 9 hours of liposuction and plastic surgery – or, as it's commonly known here in Beverly Hills, natural causes.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

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