Subject: Death » Last words (Page 2)

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

(1946 – 1978), American guitarist & founding member of the band Chicago

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist

I'm glad that's over.

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

Who is it? Who is it?

(1859 – 1881) American frontier gunman

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

(1899 – 1957) film actor