Subject: Death (Page 28)

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
Last words

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

It sounds like attention-seeking behavior to me.

(1958 – ) Welsh actor, writer & comedian
Death Insults

You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Life Situations

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar
Last words

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Death

Dying is an art, like everything else.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet
Death

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist
Last words

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Age Death

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me – I quit."

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Beliefs Death God

They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses.

(1945 – 1997) American novelist & scholar
Death Situations

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of a job.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Death Doctors Health

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death