Subject: Death (Page 3)

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet
Last words

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy
Books Communication Death Health Reading/Writing

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist
Last words

Walter Pidgeon

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor
Last words

We think he’s dead, but we’re afraid to ask.

Death

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer
Last words

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral was to make sure he was dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death Insults

I get my exercise from acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

(1834 – 1928) American attorney for Cornelius Vanderbilt
Activities Death Exercise

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II
Last words

Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.

(1871 – 1951) American artist
Communication Death Life People

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities Death Games People Self

My friend died doing what he loved… heroin.

Canadian-American comedian, writer & columnist
Activities Death Drugs

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them; golf is more complicated than that.

(1927 – 1998) American professional golfer
Death Golf Sports

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Death Life Money Wealth

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead

Book Titles Death People

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt
Last words

At Last She Sleeps Alone.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death

Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Money

If this is dying, I don’t think much of it.

(1880 – 1932) British writer & critic
Death