Subject: Death (Page 4)

Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Death Situations

A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Doctors Health

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Last words

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher
Last words

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive
Last words

Alcohol killed my first wife… I got home drunk one night and shot her.

(1948 – ) British stand-up comedian
Alcohol Conflict Death Food/Drink Killing

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

I don't jog; if I die I want to be sick.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Activities Death

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario
Last words

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia
Last words

Why should I talk to you?… I've just been talking to your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Beliefs Communication Death God

How could they tell?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Insults

Death: A breath-taking experience.

Death Definitions

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Death is an acquired trait.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Death

This is the first time authorities helped me escape prison.

(c.1914 – 1947) American convicted murderer
Last words

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Death

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.

Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Death Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

It's very beautiful over there.

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Last words