Subject: Death (Page 5)

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

Drink to me, drink to my health; you know I can’t drink any more.

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer
Last words

Sorry for saying f**k.

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)
Last words

People get way too much credit at funerals.

(1973 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actor, director & producer
Death

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress
Last words

The show which, alas, every actor has to miss is his own memorial service.

(1908 – 1992) English actor
Death Entertainment

George W. [Bush] was born on third, but thinks he hit a triple.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Death Insults

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Death Life

They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses.

(1945 – 1997) American novelist & scholar
Death Situations

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Last words

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish, I will know how it turned out.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Communication Death Reading/Writing

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Health

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor
Last words

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand
Death Last words

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Our greatest fear is to die alone, which is why I intend to take quite a few people with me.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Death

Don’t think of it as dying; just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Death

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

(1924 – 2003) American actress
Death

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Things

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have grandma buried or cremated… in the end, we let her live.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Death Family

Drug Kingpin Amado Fuentes died from 9 hours of liposuction and plastic surgery – or, as it's commonly known here in Beverly Hills, natural causes.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Death Health Places