Subject: Emotions

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

(1965 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

(1947 – ) Canadian cartoonist (For Better or For Worse)

People who never get carried away should be.

(1919 – 1990) publisher & author

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

My shrink told me that my happiness was stress related.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

I was nauseous and tingly all over… I was either in love or I had smallpox.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your shit… just to get away from that person.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor

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