Subject: Emotions » Fear

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author

If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people in the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I moved to New York for my health; I’m paranoid, and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.

I read somewhere that men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them… kind of different stakes that we’re working with.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

I used to be afraid of relationships; someone would ask me out and I'd say, 'Just take my purse, don't hurt me!'

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.

American auto racer

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I have no problem with homophobia; as long as they do it behind closed doors.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

A lot of people are afraid of heights, but not me… I'm afraid of widths.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.

(1973 – ) American comedian