Subject: Emotions » Laughter

At their core, women fear that men will kill them; at their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

(1954 – ) security specialist, advisor & author

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail and if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor

Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
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