Subject: Emotions » Laughter

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

He who laughs, lasts.


That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

He laughs best who laughs last.

At their core, women fear that men will kill them; at their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

(1954 – ) security specialist, advisor & author

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer