Subject: Emotions » Laughter

As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine, but it turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better.

(1971 – ) American comedian, actor, television host & former physician

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

At their core, women fear that men will kill them; at their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

(1954 – ) security specialist, advisor & author

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

He who laughs, lasts.


Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I’d like to tell you some jokes now, but you’d only laugh.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse

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