Subject: Emotions » Laughter

As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine, but it turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better.

(1971 – ) American comedian, actor, television host & former physician

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

At their core, women fear that men will kill them; at their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

(1954 – ) security specialist, advisor & author

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

He who laughs, lasts.

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I’d like to tell you some jokes now, but you’d only laugh.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse













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