Subject: Emotions » Laughter

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse

Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine, but it turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better.

(1971 – ) American comedian, actor, television host & former physician

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

He who laughs, lasts.

author

Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I’d like to tell you some jokes now, but you’d only laugh.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
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