Subject: Emotions » Laughter (Page 3)

As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director