Subject: Emotions (Page 21)

Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If you can’t help out with a little money, at least give a sympathetic groan.

At my age flowers scare me.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

Your heart is my piñata.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Nobody ever had to steal Georgie's affections – he gave them away at the drop of a skirt.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them… but do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho

I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Don’t split your britches

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor