Subject: Emotions (Page 3)

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967) biographer & poet

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, but it sure heats up the blood.

(1939 – ) American actress

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

(1909 – 1981) writer

What pleases men most is old wine and young women.

(c. 484 BC – c. 425 BC) Greek historian

Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.

(1947 – ) American playwright, screenwriter & film director

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

I’m a sensitive guy; I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

I know what they're waiting for…(the press) is waiting for (Michelle Obama) to get pissed one night and throw all The President's (stuff) out on the lawn.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author