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You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Carrie Fisher
(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Emotions
Hollywood
Places
Closeness
Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.
Ted Danson
(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
Love
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sam Malone in “Cheers”
Indifference
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967) biographer & poet
Emotions
Life
Crying
Onion
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, but it sure heats up the blood.
Elizabeth Ashley
(1939 – ) American actress
Emotions
Absence
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death
Emotions
Life
Time
Loneliness
Suffering
Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.
Nelson Algren
(1909 – 1981) writer
Emotions
Love
Places
Chicago
What pleases men most is old wine and young women.
Herodotus
(c. 484 BC – c. 425 BC) Greek historian
Emotions
Happiness
Men
People
Women
Wine
Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.
David Mamet
(1947 – ) American playwright, screenwriter & film director
Emotions
Food/Drink
Pie
Stress
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Anger
Emotions
She was as mad as a wet blanket.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger
Emotions
Malaprops
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Happiness
Misspokements
Speech
Drop dead
Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.
Simon Helberg
(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Love
TV/Movie Quotes
As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory”
I’m a sensitive guy; I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.
Garry Shandling
(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Children
Emotions
Baby
Cry
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Life
All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.
Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Conflict
Emotions
War
From “Laughter on the 23rd Floor”
Humor
World War II
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Emotions
Entertainment
Film
Audiences
Suffering
Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.
Anonymous
Anger
Definitions
Emotions
Righteous indignation
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
Emotions
Proverbs
I know what they're waiting for…(the press) is waiting for (Michelle Obama) to get pissed one night and throw all The President's (stuff) out on the lawn.
Wanda Sykes
(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Beliefs
Emotions
Opinion
Barack Obama
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Shirley MacLaine
(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
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