Subject: Entertainment » Acting

I was never so scared in my life… and I was in the war!

(1908 – 2005) English actor

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Orlando Bloom was so wooden he could have played the horse.

Irish film critic

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I always said that I'd like Barrymore's acting till the cows came home. Well, ladies and gentleman, last night the cows came home.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

(1881 – 1958) American studio executive (Warner Brothers)

She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them.

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.

(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author

It is disappointing to report that George Bernard Shaw appearing as George Bernard Shaw is sadly miscast in the part; satirists should be heard and not seen.

(1896 – 1955) American playwright

Acting is really about lying and, in my case, drinking coffee.

(1963 – ) American actor & producer

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra – and sank.

(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author

All through the five acts of that Shakespearean tragedy he played the King as though under momentary apprehension that someone else was about to play the Ace.

(1850 – 1895) American writer

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

You spend all your time trying to do what they put people in asylums for.

(1937 – ) American actress, writer, political activist, & fitness exponent

Acting: Standing up naked and turning around very slowly.

(1907 – 1976) American actress

Acting is a form of confusion.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers.

(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic