Subject: Entertainment » Dance

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs; and then I dance, and they’re like ‘not like that!’

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

(1890 – 1937) author

I don’t dance, but I’d love to hold you while you do.

He was a man who never let his left hip know what his right hip was doing.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Dancing with her was like moving a piano.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

He makes you feel more danced against than with.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Dance: The action of moving rhythmically to music with a partner, a skill which a woman possesses naturally, but which a man acquires only for the short time in his young adulthood when he wishes to meet and impress young women, and abandons thereafter due to mysterious knee injuries.

Baptists never make love standing up; they're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing!

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.

I grew up with six brothers; that’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

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