Subject: Entertainment » Dance

My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Baptists never make love standing up; they're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing!

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

(1890 – 1937) author

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

I grew up with six brothers; that’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs; and then I dance, and they’re like ‘not like that!’

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

He makes you feel more danced against than with.


Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

He was a man who never let his left hip know what his right hip was doing.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist