Subject: Entertainment » Film

If it's a good script I'll do it; and if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

(1901 – 1961) film actor

We are paid to have dirty minds.

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

He could do more with a closed door than other directors could do with an open fly.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

The only part I believed was at the end of the movie when she wouldn't move her ass over and let him on the raft with her.

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

(1936 – ) American author, screenwriter, journalist & playwright

Jane Fonda coming back to the screen after a decade-and-a-half absence in Monster-in-Law is like Brando returning from the dead to star in a Police Academy movie.

(1952 – ) American film critic & columnist

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Boxing is a great exercise… as long as you can yell 'cut' whenever you want to.

(1946 – ) American actor

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

No, no… Jimmy Stewart for governor… Ronald Reagan for his best friend.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

There's no thief like a bad movie.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

It’s funny how psychos are always so much scarier when they’re pretty girls.

(1954 – ) British writer & critic

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I’d rather be Frank Capra than God… if there is a Frank Capra.

(1912 – 1999) American writer and director of plays & films

Good producers are as rare as rocking horse doo-doo.

(1948 – ) English film director
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