Subject: Entertainment » Film (Page 4)

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

(1901 – 1961) film actor

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

(1936 – ) American author, screenwriter, journalist & playwright

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I don't know if this is a matter for the costume department or the hairdresser.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

All my shows are great; some of them are bad, but they are all great.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

[Caddyshack] was a six-million-dollar scholarship to film school.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

It’s funny how psychos are always so much scarier when they’re pretty girls.

(1954 – ) British writer & critic

I don’t think he could direct his nephew to the bathroom.

(1937 – ) American film & television actress, director, screenwriter & producer

I saw a poster for Mission Impossible III the other day. I thought: It’s not impossible if he’s already done it twice.

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist

Inviting her to review one of your pictures is like inviting the Boston Strangler to massage your neck.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

(David John Moore Cornwell) (1931 – ) British author

It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

Gandhi was everything the voting members of the Academy would like to be: moral, tan and thin.

(1932 – ) American journalist & film critic

Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn… then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable.

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

We are paid to have dirty minds.

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

Boxing is a great exercise… as long as you can yell 'cut' whenever you want to.

(1946 – ) American actor

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I always thought I'd go to the Oscars, but only as a stalker.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer