Subject: Entertainment (Page 2)

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer

Yeah, this comedy is all a part of my “Get Rich Slow” scheme… and it’s working.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I'm convinced that his voice comes out of his eyelids.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

[Katherine Hepburn] is not a great actress, but one with a certain distinction which, with training, might possibly take the place of great acting in an emergency.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

My greatest acting performance is when I check the caller ID, then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone “Hello?”

(1973 – ) animator, writer, actor & producer

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

Nine times out of ten in the arts, as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large number of people from coughing.

(1902 – 1983) English actor

The original Mickey Mouse cartoon was in Mouse, with English subtitles.

comedian

Support bacteria – they're the only culture some people have.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

No, no… Jimmy Stewart for governor… Ronald Reagan for his best friend.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

When having my portrait painted I don’t want justice, I want mercy.

(1862 – 1952) Australian Prime Minister & politician

Quartet: Four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing.

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy.

(1947 — ) American actor, writer, comedian & director

We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.

(1925 – 2005) television host