Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

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(1926 – ) English sports commentator

I would like to be able to watch the evening news with my family and not have to explain what oral sex means to my wife.

American comedian & writer

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

In Russia we only had two TV channels: Channel One was propaganda, Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: “Turn back at once to Channel One.”

(1951 – ) Soviet-American comedian

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,“Forget everything you know about slipcovers,” so I did, and it was a load off my mind; then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn’t know what the hell they were.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

If the World Series goes seven games, it will be NBC's longest running show this fall.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Chozen is a truly bizarre blend of programming as it mixes prison and rap culture with Revenge of the Nerds.

film reviewer

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

(1894 – 1956) radio comedian

In honor of the late George Carlin, here are seven more words you can't say on TV: "And the Emmy goes to Bob Saget."

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author

All television is children's television.

advertising expert & editor

Remember that show My Three Sons? … it’d be funny if it was called My One Dad.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.

I don't like sex on television… I keep falling off.


You know you’re getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist