Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

I think TV is very educational; every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV; that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

English Channel: The BBC.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

(1912 – 1992) American news journalist

You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

If the World Series goes seven games, it will be NBC's longest running show this fall.

(1925 – 2005) television host

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

American author

I love sports; whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

Chozen is a truly bizarre blend of programming as it mixes prison and rap culture with Revenge of the Nerds.

film reviewer

Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

(1938 – ) American actor

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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