Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.

The first Presidential debate was down in Florida and residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

(1894 – 1956) radio comedian

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up every time.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

English Channel: The BBC.

Marriage is like having cable with one channel.

(Nathaniel Stroman) (1963 – ) American actor, voice artist & comedian

You might be a redneck if… the Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and then selling your story to TV.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist