Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

Begathon: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

American author

All television is children's television.

advertising expert & editor

You might be a redneck if… an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

Last night, me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back… luckily, I was the one facing the telly.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

I don’t want to say too much about illegal immigration; I’m afraid my views will be reported on the Cinco O’Clock News.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

You're flickin' around, all of a sudden – boom – you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

I think TV is very educational; every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Chozen is a truly bizarre blend of programming as it mixes prison and rap culture with Revenge of the Nerds.

film reviewer

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

(1924 – 1975) American writer, screenwriter & creator of The Twilight Zone

Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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