Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

I don't like sex on television… I keep falling off.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

I bought a portable cable TV.


You might be a redneck if… an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Television: A medium; so called because it is neither rare nor well done.

(1919 – 1962) American comedian, actor & writer

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

Television: A means of getting a babysitter so Mom and Dad can get out to the movies.

Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV; that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Last night, me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back… luckily, I was the one facing the telly.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

In Russia we only had two TV channels: Channel One was propaganda, Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: “Turn back at once to Channel One.”

(1951 – ) Soviet-American comedian

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.

The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

(1912 – 1992) American news journalist

It used to be that we in films were the lowest form of art; now we have something to look down on.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
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