Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and then selling your story to TV.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Isn't it possible for them to get a real fascist instead of this guy who plays one on TV?

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Television: A watching machine.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help."

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday… so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Marriage is like having cable with one channel.

(Nathaniel Stroman) (1963 – ) American actor, voice artist & comedian

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

American author

Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV; that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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