Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

(1924 – 1975) American writer, screenwriter & creator of The Twilight Zone

I love sports; whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

(1912 – 1992) American news journalist

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

I bought a portable cable TV.

comedian

The prize on that show: another contestant.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

(1921 – 2000) comedian, television host, musician, actor & writer

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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