Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

The prize on that show: another contestant.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

In honor of the late George Carlin, here are seven more words you can't say on TV: "And the Emmy goes to Bob Saget."

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

(1921 – 2000) comedian, television host, musician, actor & writer

You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Motor racing's less of a sport these days than a commercial break doing 150 mph.

sportswriter

Television: A watching machine.

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Television: A means of getting a babysitter so Mom and Dad can get out to the movies.

I love sports; whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and then selling your story to TV.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I would like to be able to watch the evening news with my family and not have to explain what oral sex means to my wife.

American comedian & writer

You might be a redneck if… the Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

(1912 – 1992) American news journalist

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help."

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)