Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

All television is children's television.

advertising expert & editor

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

(1912 – 1992) American news journalist

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday… so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

(1894 – 1956) radio comedian

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

I bought a portable cable TV.


Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets — unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel… then, it's pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

I don't like sex on television… I keep falling off.


I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up every time.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

English Channel: The BBC.

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If the World Series goes seven games, it will be NBC's longest running show this fall.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to T.V.!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Men don’t care what’s on TV… they only care what else is on TV.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor