Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

(1961 – 1994) comedian

Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

When they list the great things of the 20th Century, they’ll say, penicillin, Sophia Loren, jet travel and ESPN.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

(1921 – 2000) comedian, television host, musician, actor & writer

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

I don't like sex on television… I keep falling off.


My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday… so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

I think TV is very educational; every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Isn't it possible for them to get a real fascist instead of this guy who plays one on TV?

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Men don’t care what’s on TV… they only care what else is on TV.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

English Channel: The BBC.

You know you’re getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author













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