Subject: Entertainment » Television (Page 2)

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

All television is children's television.

advertising expert & editor

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

ESPN is like your family, it’s always there: the networks are like your mother-in-law… they are there on the weekends.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,“Forget everything you know about slipcovers,” so I did, and it was a load off my mind; then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn’t know what the hell they were.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Last night, me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back… luckily, I was the one facing the telly.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

I don’t like this reality television, I have to be honest… I think real people should not be on television; it’s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

Chozen is a truly bizarre blend of programming as it mixes prison and rap culture with Revenge of the Nerds.

film reviewer

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

American author

Television: A medium; so called because it is neither rare nor well done.

(1919 – 1962) American comedian, actor & writer

It used to be that we in films were the lowest form of art; now we have something to look down on.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up every time.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? … or if you're from the South, 'Mom.'

(1981 – ) American Comedian

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

You might be a redneck if… your down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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