Subject: Epitaphs (Page 2)

She was first cousin to Lady Jones. – And of such is the kingdom of heaven. – Amen.

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"I knew this was going to happen to me."

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Pray for me, old Thomas Dunn, but if you don't, tis all one.

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He found a rope and picked it up, and with it walked away. It happened that to tother end, a horse was hitched, they say. They took the rope and tied it up, unto a hickory limb. It happened that the tother end, was somehow hitched to him.

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Close behind this stone Here lies alone Captain Reynolds Marvin Expecting his wife When ends her life. And we both are freed from sarvin',

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Here lies England's premier baron, patiently awaiting the last trump.

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ASSMAN

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This wasn’t my idea

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She tormented him until he dried up like a bundle of Straw.

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Here lies Charles. Had six guns Needed seven. Now he is in heaven

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Here lies Bernard Lightfoot who was accidentally killed in his forty fifth year.

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OK . . . I gotta go now.

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Here lies John Auricular, Who in the ways of the Lord walked perpendicular.

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John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.

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A Funny Thing Happened

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Factory Reject

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Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.

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Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.

Epitaphs Situations Sleep

Soon ripe, Soon rotten, Soon gone, Not forgotten

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Here lies the body Of Margaret Bent. She kicked up her heels And away she went.

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Moses White. His grand excellence was that he was genuine.

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