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Exaggerations
Exaggerations:
Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.
She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Money
Poverty
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication
Death
Exaggerations
He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.
Anonymous
Age
Exaggerations
Old
She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits
around
the house.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so fat… he's on
both
sides of the family.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.
Anonymous
Autos
Exaggerations
Things
She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.
Anonymous
Age
Exaggerations
Old
It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their
own
pockets.
Anonymous
Cold
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Fat
She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Dry
I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.
Anonymous
Animals
Exaggerations
Places
Alaska
Mosquitoes
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